my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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