The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
