Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
honey bunches of taint.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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