I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i drank out of a bidet.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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