i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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