She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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