i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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