Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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