no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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