I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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