I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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