Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Non-Jews are for practice
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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