I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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