he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
North Korea, Best Korea!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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