I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
