I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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