can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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