So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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