You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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