Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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