dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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