so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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