He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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