no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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