I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize