you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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