Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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