I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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