Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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