Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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