direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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