I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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