That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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