Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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