Dual....:-)
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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