I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i believe in u and ur pee
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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