He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
