atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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