Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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