It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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