Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Success! We fucked roommates!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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