Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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