dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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