last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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