I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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