White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Randomize