Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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