I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We have started to decorate penises.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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