just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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