can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
we're making bets on your personal life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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