Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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