I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
