it wasn't lemon gatorade
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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