She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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