Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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