Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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